he smelled sweet and fruity.
you can not silence me. @Alphycat

kiki isn't the only girlie that has a delivery service.

Hey King, boy you did it again. Constantly raising the bar for us all and doing it flawlessly. I'd say I'm surprised, but I know who you are. I've seen it up close and personal. Boy, you make me so proud and I love you. (Inspiration taken from Michelle Obama speech.)

@Alphycat All he can do is sit there and pray for andydreww to ascend him into the unknown, yet familiar scene. Cute!

spoiler alert, i was actually the cause of the french revolution. @Koodini can attest for this, for today is my 278th anniversary. andydreww religion post coming soon!

executive order #8, only @Nyomi_Wood can draw me as a giraffe. you can't match that artistic prowess, stay in your own lane!! <3

executive order #7, only @PrussianOberherr can show me how wonderful Canada is. but he needs his beard by then, it's a prerequisite!! <3

executive order #6, only @AnagramMewon can have an automatic seat next to me at lunch. they're THAT iconic and more, that is all!! <3

executive order #5, only @RoseyJazzy3 can educate me on hello kitty. it takes talent to be that educated, end of discussion!! <3

executive order #4, only @Alphycat can be my Simple Life partner. no one else can compare, sorry not sorry!! <3

executive order #3, only @Zeeen can show me how iconic Australia can be. granted it has to be iconic first, but still!! <3

executive order #2, only @retro can have access to my will. and yes, i've already written the lore, don't think otherwise!! <3

executive order #1, only @Koodini can call me bestie. i'm the immovable object, a.k.a. the baddest boulder there is!! <3

r.i.p. koodini! cause of death: sudden explosion after someone stole his penta on smite

everything is always connected back to andydreww, don't let anyone else tell you otherwise <3

zzz

@Alphycat gn silly.

@Koodini you're the only king in my books lol

@Alphycat and I are basically law and order except with a better plotline, character development, and taste in lunch. we wield the hammer of law and justice for a reason. next

taking applications to sit with me at lunch! dm me on discord for an interview! beware, i take no prisoners. <3